Sunday, October 21, 2007

Sight of the Day.

Today I went to Curly's to get some fine frozen custard. Being primarily a drive-through, there are only a couple parking spots in front for walk-up orders. When I pulled up, it turned out that both spots were occupied by a pickup truck larger than the titanic with a bumper sticker that - I kid you not - said "DOUCHEBAG" in big, bold letters. I laughed. I thought about how appropriate it was. And then I wondered, did he put it on himself? Did someone else put it there and he just hasn't noticed yet? The latter seems impossible, which leads to the former. But I still remain baffled by it. I've seen a lot of female-oriented stuff like "I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds," and I suppose I can see how in a twisted sort of way, I woman could like to wear her extreme bitchy-ness as a badge of honor, but douchebag?! Paradoxically, only a total douchebag might actually want a sticker that says "douchebag" on their car, even though I still think it's impossible that any human being would want that sticker on their car.

Either way, he's earning it.

1 Comments:

Blogger Christopher J. Bottaro said...

I want "TNYPNS" for a custom license plate. Seriously, I think it would be hilarious.

10:58 PM  

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