Saturday, January 12, 2008

Closer to 30 than 25.

Tomorrow I'm turning 28. In celebration of my achievement of making it 28 years thus far, I encourage you to check out the most amusing song of 2007, "Birthday Dethday" by Dethklok (yes, this is supposed to be hilarious):

Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU!

You! You! You! You! You!
Did she scream?
Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die!
One more year closer to dying
Body organs ripping, frying
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self-abhorrence

R S V P Please
For the death of me
You have little time
You're running out of life
Happy Birthday.
You're gonna die!

On a side-note, a couple days ago a friend recommended a band which he said "makes Dethklok sound like Bon Jovi." I need to check that out.

1 Comments:

Blogger Christopher J. Bottaro said...

Do you happen to have DethAlbum? I've been meaning to check it out for a while now.

"makes Dethklok sound like Bon Jovi."
You know that Dethklok is a fake band, right?

6:22 PM  

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