Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Cranberry Juice.

For those of you who don't drink cranberry juice on a regular basis, I highly recommend it. It's bitter, yet sweet, and has a robust red color that resembles watered-down blood. If you need further excuses to drink it, it's effective in fighting off urinary tract infections; if that's not enough (you ruffian), you can tell all your friends that you're a vampire-in-training, and you'll bite their neck if they keep making fun of your juice.

If you aren't just dying for a cold glass of crazy cranberries at this point, you obviously have no soul (i.e. it was stolen by the bad-ass vampire that took you out of commission for not liking cranberry juice).

*slurp slurp*

5 Comments:

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9:21 PM  
Blogger Badger said...

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1:27 PM  
Anonymous TheBarmaid said...

I heart the cran.

8:50 PM  
Blogger robby said...

are you drinking the real stuff the high fructose corn syrup-added stuff?

1:11 PM  
Blogger Badger said...

Ocean Spray, bee-otch!

(Although that's probably the high-fructose variety you refer to)

3:25 PM  

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