Leggo My Preggo!

Britney Spears' 16-year old sister, Jamie Lynn, is now pregnant.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

She continued, "I mean, I didn't know that having sex is how babies are made. I'm only a sophomore in High School, people, give me a freakin' break. I haven't taken that class yet."













Casey Aldridge, the father, was found toilet-papering a friend's house for comment. "I think I'm ready for this. I mean, I just got my license and now I'm banging a rich chick so my life is pretty much taken care of - hey, who are you? Turn off that recorder!"

If everything goes according to schedule, Jamie Lynn's 17-year-old beaver will be appearing on gossip websites in approximately 1 year, setting a new record for underage debauchery.