Friday, August 31, 2007

How to Protect Your Kids.

When making a right turn onto a street with plentiful traffic, don’t bother looking before you turn – go right ahead. Before executing this maneuver, ensure that your 4 kids are bouncing around in the backseat, not wearing a seatbelt, so they can look at you curiously while you’re slamming on your brakes, thinking to yourself, “she must consider the welfare of herself and her family priority #1.”

Where can I learn these skills?


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