How Dare You Take Away My Obesity!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080427/ap_on_fe_st/odd_jail_diet

I am truly baffled. And I can't figure out the worst part of this story; there are so many options:

-Slothful Murderer (SM) gets the opportunity to eat 3,000 calories per day while millions worldwide starve to death

-SM complains about only getting 3,000 calories per day while millions worldwide starve to death

-SM gets down to 300 pounds and complains about "starving to death."

-SM is allowed to file a frivolous lawsuit, and even wants to force hot meals at the resort, I mean jail.

Which one is your favorite?