Molly Freaking Simms.

I joked (or begged, whichever) a while back about how I wanted to move myself up the Google search page. Apparently Scatterbrain is now the #1 search result for "molly simms tao." (thanks for the information, SiteMeter)

So, she screwed us out of getting into the club last weekend, but what's up now, Molly? I'm your #1 search result, bee-otch!

Which, of course, means absolutely nothing.