Wear an iPod, Sign Your Death Certificate.

It’s okay iPod, I know that they’re just being mean to you because you’re the most popular music player. They even point out that “any” electronic device is going to conduct electricity, although the title of the article is “Experts warn of lightning-strike injuries with iPods,” with the sub-heading “Wear an iPod, sign your death certificate.” (not really).

It's too bad it's not storming in DFW right now, because I have an itch to run out there wearing some electronic devices, especially my iPod. I've always wanted to see what lightning looks like up close!